1.)It's highly unwise to antagonize your mother when she is either watching tv or talking to someone over the phone. Both these actions lead to severe repercussions involving disasters like your eardrum exploding.
2.)Also equally unwise would be to read a Stephen King novel after dark.
3.)It's pointless to tell your bff that she is dating the wrong guy. She will have to realize this the hard way. 'Cause there's no other way she'll realize her mistake(not even if you practically yell this information into her ears everytime you see her) when she is so busy being smitten by him.(gross)
4.)The Benjamin Button movie might suck. But Brad Pitt is definitely hot.
5.)I can't figure out which annoys me more-people who can't stop talking about themselves or people who try so hard to act cool 24*7.
6.)Not everyone who have two legs,two hands,two eyes,two ears,one nose are human beings.You don't qualify as long as you don't have a heart, a soul or a conscience.
7.)It's so much easier to have a clear perspective of things when you're single. Being 'in a relationship' definitely clouds your vision.
8.)Guys gossip more than girls do.
9.)After counting the number of feminine health-care products(read moisturizer,sunscreen lotion,face-wash,cream,hair serum,conditioner and stuff) that I've to apply on myself on a daily basis I can safely conclude-IT'S A TOUGH JOB BEING A GIRL.
10.)You can be the biggest loser in the whole wide world even when you have a world-class beauty for a wife and a world-class actor for a dad.(Sorry about this one Anish... >_>)